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Short Film of the Week

12 Apr

I just wanted to say a quick thank you to everyone who has been so supportive to me over the last few days. I intend to get the site back up and running properly tomorrow. To say thank you properly I’d like to make you an offer.

I would like to start a weekly ‘Short Film of the Week’ feature. If you are a film-maker or a writer, with stuff on Youtube, Vimeo, Dailymotion, Veoh, or similar, then it would be wonderful if you got in touch. It could be a documentary, an animation, a comedy, a tragedy, a romance film, a reality TV show (it’d be interesting to see if anyone has done this well online!), a stand up comedy set, a music video, a vlog… or anything really, so long as it’s well crafted. No pornography though!

Every Monday, the film I consider to be the best submission will be embedded here with a short editorial from me. Tellybrain.com gets around 250 hits a day (on days with new content), and as the site is pretty new I expect this number to rise as exposure increases.

The best way to get in touch is Twitter. Link me to your film and tell me a little about it: genre, length, when you made it, and what your role was. My twitter handle is @Tellybrain.

In the meantime here are a few films that I have made in the past. This is shameless self promotion, I know, but some are actually quite enjoyable… others of dubious quality (with little bits of gold too!), but all were made with love and limited experience/equipment. I wrote all of them, with the exception of Reality Check which I co-wrote and created.

2012 – As Life Goes By (The Story of the humble park bench. Special thanks to the BBC Production Trainee Scheme for this one!)

2010 – I am The Doctor (An obsessive fan wakes up and thinks he is Doctor Who)

2009 - Radio Stars (Radio Play based on Steven Moffat’s Press Gang)

2009 – Spudz (A sketch show starring potatoes)

2009 – Lurking in Life’s Shadow (A short film/poem about Death)

2008 – Reality Check (Three short films about differing perceptions of reality – Also written by David Pallant and Iain Williamson)

2007 – Doss House (Sitcom set in a student house… my first piece of writing, so be gentle!)

Thank you very much for reading/watching. Feel free to leave a comment, and do come back tomorrow when hopefully I’ll have a proper blog for you!

Jack x

The best comedy send ups!

4 Apr

When shows or personalities becomes successful they are almost inevitably going to end up being mocked. From the football on Sky to The Cube on ITV, nothing popular is exempt from a little gentle comedy ribbing. Of course ‘best’ is subjective, but here are six that I think are contenders for that crown. Which one will take my number one spot?

6. Doctor Who: The Curse of the Fatal Death

Steven Moffat’s first Doctor Who gig was several years before the show returned to our screens full time, writing for this parody episode for Comic Relief. In the sketch the 9th Doctor, played by Rowan Atkinson, is locked in a battle with the Master, played by Jonathan Pryce, and the Daleks. His assistant (and lover) is played by Julia Sawalha (of Press Gang fame). My favourite line is “ooh it has three settings” which is wonderfully delivered. If you haven’t seen it before then check it out – it is sublime!

Yesterday’s blog post was about Matt Smith’s portrayal of The Doctor. Feel free to check it out!

5. Posh and Becks Shopping  – Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression

Alistair McGowan’s shows were a bit hit and miss. Often the impressions were poor and the comedy failed to turn up. One of two impressions to save that show were his Richard “Welcome back!” Madeley, and his David Beckham. The latter was always good comedy value too. In this sketch David and Victoria have been arguing. (Apologies for the poor sound quality!)

4. Star Wars Special Edition Edition – Dead Ringers

As I pointed out on the Tellybrain twitter page, Star Wars has been broadcast on television and therefore qualifies to be mentioned on this TV website. This clip from Dead Ringers cleverly spoofs George Lucas’ insistence to go back and tinker with bits of the original trilogy to make it more in keeping with the prequel trilogy of the 00s.

And if you liked that, why not check out this article about the best order to view Star Wars in?

3. Football Football Football – That Mitchell and Webb Look

David Mitchell publically doesn’t like football. He takes every opportunity to tell us so, on satirical news show Ten O’Clock Live, panel show Mock the Week, and on Would I lie to You? on which he is a team captain. It’s no surprise then that his send up of the over the top Sky Sports football adverts has such a sharp sarcastic edge to it. If only I could work out the subtext behind it…

2. The Cube – The Impressions Show

Jon Culshaw has some pretty amazing impressions under his belt (and some dodgy ones too) including Steven Gerrard, Tom Baker, and Brian Cox. By far my favourite though is his Philip Schofield impression. In The Impressions Show, Culshaw has made Schofield into a character obsessed by his own entertainment show, The Cube, and in this sketch when his co-host from This Morning, Holly Willoughby, comes round for dinner things get a little out of hand.

1.  The Apprentice – That Mitchell and Webb Look

David Mitchell has already featured in this list once, and guess what? He’s back again, this time with his sidekick Robert Webb. This sketch shows us the fictional beginnings of The Apprentice (which incidentally is on tonight at 9pm on BBC One ), from dodgy pilot to a eureka executive moment. This is my favourite sketch of the lot, and it is incredibly plausible! I hope you enjoy it. 

The Official The Apprentice website

Well, that’s your lot for tonight. How many of them had you seen? And do you agree with my choices? I’d love to hear from you so feel free to leave a comment below.

The Voice UK versus Britain’s Got Talent

31 Mar

It’s Saturday! Time for the weekly battle between The Voice (BBC One, 7pm) and Britain’s Got Talent (ITV1, 8pm). There had been rumours for several weeks before last week’s opening instalment of both shows that there would be a scheduling clash, and that viewers would have to choose which one to watch, but this time the schedulers managed to work out a way for audiences to see both, minus a twenty minute window when both were on. Yay for (almost) good schedules! Despite the lack of a major clash, the two will still be compared in the ratings. So which fared better?

Using the overnight rating system, BGT was the most watched show of the day at 9.3 million (9.87 million if you include ITV1+1) viewers. The Voice UK wasn’t that far behind at 8.4 million. But that isn’t the whole story. During the window the BBC show came out on top quite substantially, leading the figures 8.9 million to BGT’s 6.6. (Source: The Media Guardian)

So hang on, Britain’s Got Talent was the most watched show of the day, except for when The Voice was on? Have I got that right? So which one is actually better?

Well, that’s obviously a matter of opinion. I personally enjoyed The Voice more – particularly a friend of a friend’s performance of Elton John’s Rocket Man that wowed all four ‘coaches’. I know many others will have preferred BGT, which saw the return of the Emperor of Saturday Night TV, Simon Cowell who was a noticeable absentee from last year’s X-Factor, as well as new judges David “I’m a lady” Walliams, and Alesha Dixon, who are much better suited to the format than the Hoff ever was. If it’s anything to go by – which it probably isn’t – the first ever episode of Britain’s Got Talent gained a mere 5.2 million viewers back in 2007, so in that particular battle The Voice wins hands down.

The Voice’s unique selling point is that the auditions section of the show is done ‘blind’. Each of the coaches (Will.I.Am, Jesse J, Tom Jones, and that guy from The Script) has their back to the singer and must press their button if they like the voice of the artist. It’s no doubt a fairer system and may lead to unexpected talents being found, but how did it come to this?

For well over a decade Saturdays have become synonymous with people standing on a shiny stage and singing their little hearts out. Stars in Their Eyes is the first of these types of programmes I remember. Hosted by Matthew Kelly, and later Cat Deeley, the show was perhaps the purest talent show of the lot. It wasn’t about gaining a record contract. It was about being regarded by the public (no panel of judges here!) not as the best singer, nor as the best ‘interpretation’, but as the best sound-a-like… they even used to dress the singers up to look like the artists they were covering. I still remember being gobsmacked by a brilliant Meatloaf cover who was Meatloaf the moment he walked through those smoky doors.

Next came Pop Stars and the eventual formation of short lived band Hear’say (what a genuinely awful name for a band). Pop Stars was a fun ride that threw together several artists into pop bands that would then battle through to get to the final. It was the beginnings of the record contract prize for the winners and the auditions section of the shows that would follow. Back in those days all artists would go into a private room with only the four judges for company and sing their chosen song. The judges would tell them there and then if they were through to the next round.

Pop Idol was next up and was probably my favourite of the lot. In the first series of the show there were several stars (Darius and Rik Waller included) leading right up to a brilliant finale between soulful Will Young (my mum loves him) and boyish Gareth Gates. Will Young deservedly won it, and was then forced to sing a Westlife cover as his winning song.

Around the same time Fame Academy was failing dismally on the BBC. This was a mash up of Big Brother (you could view the contestants in their accommodation through spy cameras on Freeview) and Pop Idol. It wasn’t great, and after only two series (the latter of which pretty much got rid of the Big Brother stuff) the show was axed. Still, it managed to launch the career of Lemar, which is something I guess… and David Sneddon…

Pop Stars came back soon after with a new name, Pop Stars: The Rivals. The new name also came with a twist on the old format. They would still be seeking to find a new pop band, but this time it was boys versus girls. The final was between One True Voice, a kind of Westlife-lite, and Girls Aloud. You’ve heard of them? Girls Aloud obviously wiped the floor with One True Voice and their debut single ‘Sound of the Underground’ was Christmas number one in 2002. Despite creating the most popular girl group since the Spice Girls, the show didn’t return.

In 2004 Simon Cowell’s The X Factor was launched. Cowell had had a hand in a number of the aforementioned shows, but it was this one that catapulted him to multi-millionaire status. This was the first of the shows to really capture the imagination of the tabloid press. Not a day would go by without an X-Factor rumour, controversy, interview, or some sort of publicity. It was very cleverly marketed, and is today one of the highest rated programmes around. Last year’s series averaged a massive 12 million viewers – and even beat the Royal Wedding in terms of figures.

Another Cowell show, Britain’s Got Talent, began in 2007. While chiefly famous for discovering Susan Boyle, it is more than just a singing competition, it is a talent show (which also ‘discovered’ dance troupe Diversity).  The criticisms surrounding BGT are that it is an unkind ‘freak show’ that breathes on public humiliation. It is for this reason, apparently, that The Voice UK was created.

The Voice UK appears to be trying to appeal to those that are fed up with pointing and laughing at people, and trying to create a more inclusive vibe. It’s certainly seemed to manage this, but perhaps at the expense of any real jeopardy. Without this jeopardy the show could begin to feel a bit light weight in a few weeks’ time. Will it be a long-term contender to Syco’s empire? Only time will tell.

The Voice – Official Website

Britain’s Got Talent – Official Website

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